The Laws

Ten things monkey doesn't do. Ten things monkey does instead. Each one is a small, observable fact about real animals, gently aimed at us.

Monkey Doesn't Work

No monkey has a manager. No monkey has been promoted. No monkey has been let go.

Monkey Doesn't Worry

No monkey has ever checked its 401k.

Monkey Doesn't Wait

Monkeys don't queue, don't schedule, don't reschedule.

Monkey Doesn't Save

Eats the fruit now, finds more fruit later.

Monkey Doesn't Hurry

A monkey moves fast or slow, never late.

Monkey Doesn't Compare

No monkey has wondered if another monkey is doing better.

Monkey Doesn't Pretend

A scared monkey screams. A happy monkey shows it.

Monkey Doesn't Diet

Eats when hungry. Stops when not.

Monkey Doesn't Network

Has a troop. Knows everyone in it. That's enough.

Monkey Doesn't Plan

The day arrives and the monkey arrives with it.

Monkey Loves

Grooms, holds, stays close.

Monkey Lives

Fully, in the tree, in the moment.

Monkey Chills

Naps in the sun without guilt.

Monkey Plays

Adults still play. Monkeys never stopped.

Monkey Rests

When tired, immediately, anywhere.

Monkey Eats

With hands, with joy, without apology.

Monkey Climbs

Up is the answer to most questions.

Monkey Trusts

The troop, the branch, the next branch.

Monkey Shares

Food, warmth, the good spot.

Monkey Belongs

To a troop, to a forest, to itself.

Monkey Doesn't

Monkey Does